Thursday, November 29, 2012

The Toilet Diaries

Got a couple lessons reinstilled about crappers today!

1. Some grown men, even if they have great-paying jobs at Wichita's largest employer, with great benefits and pretty decent job security, still can not hit the target! Even when it's number 2! WHY????

2. Those said toilets (automatic toilets) like to randomly flush, even when you're not done with your business. Makes those few minutes interesting!

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Post #2 for the day

Found out a couple more things just now:

Our 4 year old Lily is nothing but a cute little infinite supply of energy. I followed her up and down our cul-de-sac at least a dozen times before I finally convinced her it was snacktime (and all my Words With Friends games were played).

Now it's snacktime and Tangled time. This movie will never get old, will it???

Baby Slaps and Spaghetti-O's

Welcome to my first crack at blogging! I actually think I've tried it before, but I really can't remember when or what it was about...baha

Something just crossed my mind-due to my texting habit, i type my I's as i's way too much! This is gonna be hard to correct. But i...I will have to if i...I want to start bloggIng. GAHHHHH

Anyway, here's da blog. I'm just going to rant about random crap that happened throughout the day. Because face it, this life is one big random....thing, and sometimes, you just want to share!

Lessons learned so far today:

1. You can ask your 22 month old to give you kisses all you want when you're walking out of the gym holding her, but sometimes, she's just gonna crack up and slap you in the face! And not a gentle one-handed pat...a full-out, double-palmed WHACK! If you're lucky, she'll box your ears and they'll be ringing for a while :)

2. Getting slapped by your nutty girl is a great conversation starter in said gym's parking lot. Because you know there's going to be someone walking by right at the moment you get whacked.

3. Just because you bought the cheap kroger brand of spaghetti-o's for a quick lunch for the kids, doesn't make them any. less. ADDICTIVE.

4. Boys start wanting to kiss your daughter at the age of 4. And the little snots will do it right in front of you when you're picking her up at school!

More to come, when more random stuff happens. The 4 year old is upstairs coloring, so it'll be in 3....2....1....